Lawrie Hewitt (80 years + young), father of Christopher Lawrence Hewitt, last night force fed the local competition a dose of their own condiments when he downed 6 courses to easily take out the Trans-tasman International Buffet All-You-Can Eat Competition at Caloundra, Queensland.
Mr Hewitt Senior had to be evicted by restaurant staff when they saw their takings for the evening heading south with the several plates of yummy food enjoyed my Mr Hewitt. Australia's champion food gutser Jim Ertel was completely constipated by Mr Hewitt's display and complained...
"This is the second time that Lawrie Hewitt has disgraced me. The first was several years ago when I lost to his uncanny ability with a pool cue...but last night was not the icing on the cake. This slightly built visitor to our shores has unlimited capacity for anything cooked and even when I felt my belt and stomach strained he simply laughed and went back for triples."
Mr Hewitt finished strongly after failing the first 2 rounds of the cuppa tea making stretching exercises which resulted in very weak colouration and flavour...you know that when a tea bag floats on top that there's a wee bit too much milk in there laddie...
The competition winner can be seen on the right in the photo...note the large hat to hide the high capacity food reservoir.
